Thursday, November 3, 2022

Reviewing an Obituary

           I'm 80 now, and just like all the other 80-year-olds, I read more obituaries than I used to.  The old joke is that I read the daily obits just to see if my name appears.  I remember too that an editor I once worked for when I was writing movie reviews for a newspaper in New Jersey told me that everyone makes the paper twice in his life, when he is born and when he dies.  

           And so I recently read the obituary on rock 'n' roll's Jerry Lee Lewis, who died on October 29.  His fame came from the outrageous music he exploded back in the late 1950s, when I was a teenager and enthralled with the new rock music that came blasting out of my AM car radio--whenever my dad would let me have the family car for a few hours.

          In 1957 Lewis released two songs that instantly crept into my teenage psyche, "Great Balls of Fire" and "Whole Lot of Shakin' Going On."  And now, after a lifetime of scandalous music and a more scandalous personal life, the Killer, as he liked to call himself, has died at 87.  

          It's been years since I thought at all about the Killer, my own growth in music having long ago morphed from Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry, and Little Richard to the killer B's:  Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms.  But that transition was very slow, and even today I occasionally long for the Doo Wop sounds of my younger years.  Adolescence pulls us back now and then no matter what age we reach.

          The obit I read on Lewis was written by Hillel Italie for the Associated Press.  I didn't think anyone could capture Lewis in 750 words, but I was wrong, stunningly wrong, because Italie wrote what may be the most perfect obituary ever written.  Okay, that's probably overstated, but you get the idea:  this is an essay students should read to learn how to write.  It's a brilliant piece.

          The Killer's music, Italie wrote, was not the "tender" ballads cherished by old folks.  No, no, "Lewis was all about lust and gratification with his leering tenor and demanding asides, violent tempos and brash glissandi, cocky sneer and crazy blond hair.  He was a one-man stampede."  What a great capture, a "one-man stampede."  Brilliant.

          But then came the personal scandal that dragged him down and out of the public favor:  while touring in England in 1958, he  married his 13-year-old cousin.  Bad enough, but he was at the time already married.  They remained together until the early 1970s before they divorced.  All told, the Killer was married seven times, and as Italie reports, "he was rarely far from trouble or death."

          Though he left a lean collection of memorable songs, " Italie concluded," they were enough to ensure his place as a rock 'n' roll architect."  Again, "architect" is the perfect word, another brilliant capture.

          Thanks to You Tube I was able to fish out some early Killer classics.  There's even a concert sequence from the movie made of his life, Great Balls of Fire! with Dennis Quaid and Winona Ryder.  Sweet stuff to read and re-experience--all brought back to me by Hillel Italie, a friend I've never met.


Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls Of Fire! (1957)


Jerry Lee Lewis - Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On (Steve Allen Show - 1957)


Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Baseball and Racism: An Excerpt from Chapter Two of "Random Miracles: A Memoir"

     My father and I also watched baseball on our new 1949 RCA console television with the ten-inch screen.  My boyhood passion and obsession was with the mighty New York Yankees just as they were beginning their dynasty of five straight World Series crowns from 1949 to 1953.  In 1949 my dad and I went to see our first game together at Yankee Stadium; right fielder Hank Bauer and first baseman Joe Collins hit home runs in a losing cause.

    My Yankees, however, didn't lose too often, and as each season wore on between 1949 and 1955 or so, I would follow every game, every statistic, every box score.  I learned basic arithmetic just to be able to calculate batting averages and winning percentages.  The Yankees battled the Boston Red Sox, the Detroit Tigers, and the Cleveland Indians from 1949 to 1953, muscling their way to championships each year.  I was devastated by the 1954 season when we went 103-51, a gaudy .669 winning percentage, and lost to the Cleveland Indians who compiled a ridiculous record of 111-43, an unheard of .751.  Losing like that just wasn't fair; I was racked with misery. 

    I had a lot of favorite Yankees during the dynasty years, like Mickey Mantle and a little-known third baseman Andy Carey, a lifetime .237 hitter in ten Big League seasons (.302 in 1954), who played in four World Series, winning two, in 1956 and 1958.  When the ball went around the horn, he always tossed it underhand back to the pitcher, and he had enough power to put the ball over the left center field fence at Yankee Stadium, a prodigious wallop.  

    I loved watching Andy Carey, but I felt more "connected" to Joe DiMaggio, Phil Rizzuto, and Yogi Berra, although I can't imagine I understood what my dad was talking about when he explained the Italian part to me.  I had to be taught what it meant that "they were just like us."  And to tell the truth, it didn't at first resonate with me as it seemed to do with some others of my friends and neighbors in the Italian section of town we lived in.  The truth was I loved all the Yankees--but eventually I did come around to thinking it was terrific that those three future Hall of Famers happened to be Italian. Just like me.

    Our biggest rival back then was the Brooklyn Dodgers, whom we beat in the World Series of 1947, 1949, 1952, and 1953, but gallingly lost to in 1955.  The Dodgers had Jackie Robinson during all those years, the man who broke the color barrier in Major League baseball in 1947 (when he was Rookie of the Year), and later they had Roy Campanella, and a few other "colored" players who had come up from the Negro Leagues.  I remember wrestling with Campanella's Italian name and wondering what that was all about.  We weren't proud of him, or for that matter of Italian Carl Furillo either, the Dodger right fielder with a rifle for an arm--but that was because they were not Yankees, and that may all the difference.  At least to me.

    Being a Yankee trumped being Italian, so certainly it was more important than color.  The Yankees, as a matter of fact, didn't have any black players--and were widely criticized for it (unjustly I thought back then)--until Elston Howard joined the team in 1955.  I remember deducing, from 1949 to 1955, when I was ages seven to thirteen, that having an all-white team, like my Yankees, was a better thing than having a team of blacks and whites, like the hated Dodgers.  My lily-white Yankees had to be right and the integrated Dodgers had to be wrong, which led to the conclusion that Major League baseball should be the domain of white people only.  I wasn't a racist seven-year old, I was a seven-year old Yankee fan.

    I could not have known back then that my Yankees had, in fact, the dubious distinction of having fielded another of the most notorious racists in baseball history, Jake Powell, an outfielder they obtained in a 1936 trade with the Washington Senators.  He had hit .312 for the Senators in 1935, and had a combined batting average with the two teams in 1936 of .299 (7 HR, 78 RBIs).  He was an important player in the World Series that year against the New York Giants, which the Yankees won, four games to two.  Powell hit .455 in the six-game series, picking up ten hits, walking four times, hitting one homer, and knocking in five runs.  He was a good player, a valuable addition to the Yankee lineup that won four straight world championships in the late 1930s.  

    Powell, however, had some serious issues.  He'd been widely criticized in Washington, before he was traded to New York, for a play in which he collided with the great Hank Greenberg, breaking Greenberg's wrist and ending his 1936 season after only twelve games.  Many believed the ferocious hit was the result of Powell's open anti-Semitism.

    As a Yankee on July 29, 1938, Powell was interviewed on the radio before a game with the White Sox in Chicago.  When asked what he did during the off-season to keep in shape, he replied that he was a policeman in Dayton, Ohio, and that the kept in shape "by cracking niggers over the head with my nightstick."  He wasn't a policeman at all, as it turned out, and he later claimed he'd only been "joking," but the incident reveals how deep his own racism was and how widespread it had become in baseball, so widespread that such a reprehensible character as Powell could say such a shameful thing so casually on a radio broadcast.  The storm of protest that followed, however, resulted in a ten-game suspension, not much more than a slap on the wrist.

    Ironically, the Yankees had traded another racist and anti-Semite, Ben Chapman, to the Senators to get Powell in 1936.  Chapman, according to the New York Times (July 27, 2008) regularly "taunted Jewish spectators at Yankee Stadium with Nazi salutes and anti-Semitic epithets."  Later, when Chapman was manager of the Philadelphia Phillies, he became infamous, according the Times report, "for his vitriolic race-baiting of Jackie Robinson in 1947."

    The story of black first baseman Vic Power, who never got to play for the Yankees, may even be a more telling example of Yankee racism.  Power was a nineteen-year-old Minor League phenom in 1950, hitting .334 with 105 RBIs.  The Yankees bought his contract and sent him to their minor league affiliate in Syracuse where he hit .294; the following year they sent him to Kansas City where he hit .331.  In neither year did the Yankees call him up in September, when rosters were expanded to allow teams to see how their best minor leaguers could do in the Majors.  

    In 1953 Power did even better, hitting .349 with 217 hits and 93 RBIs, but still the Yankees ignored him.  The trouble with Power was that he was "flamboyant," according to baseball observers, which meant that he drove flashy Cadillacs and went out with white women--and so the Yankees traded him in December 1953 to the Philadelphia Athletics (which would move in 1954 to Kansas City and later to Oakland).  Esteemed baseball chronicler Roger Kahn quoted an unnamed "high-ranking" Yankee executive that year as saying there would never be a black man in a Yankee uniform:  "We don't want that sort of crowd.  It would offend boxholders from Westchester to sit with niggers."  And Kahn also quoted Yankee traveling secretary Billy McCorry in 1953 as saying that "no nigger will ever have a berth on any train I'm running."

    That's the team I was rooting for with all my heart and soul.

Saturday, August 6, 2022

My Standards Are Slipping

 Back on March 28 of this year (2022), I was browsing through the electronic edition of the Tampa Bay Times and landed on an article by one of my favorite Times writers, Sue Carlton, writing in the Local & State section that day.  Her subject?  Pizza.

She had stumbled on a website with interesting pizza data and must have thought her readers would be as interested in them as she was.  She was right, I was.  I took away the following details:

Among America's top 15 pizza cities, Tampa is 12th, ahead of New York, which for some reason didn't even make the top 15, but well behind Detroit, which came in first.  According to the survey, Carlton reports, "Tampa boasts eight pizza joints for every 100,000 residents, who spend a higher percentage of annual income on pizza than any other city in the top 15.  An average cheese pizza here will cost you $8.73--not so thrifty as Nashville at $6.65, but not as pricey as Philly at $9.71."

And we have a lot of pizzerias to pick from in Tampa Bay, one every 1.75 miles in fact, which is "38 % better than the average city" in the study, which also concluded that Tampa Bay has "4.3 independent pizza restaurants per 100,000 residents," 7th best in the country.  I wasn't surprised at pizza's popularity, but I was stunned that Tampa Bay produced pies that anyone ate with relish.  So to speak.

When we moved to Florida from New Jersey in April 2006, we were in fact horribly disappointed by the pizza then available everywhere in our part of Tampa Bay.  It was a grotesque imitation of our once-a-week favorite meal at Newton Pizza on the Newton-Sparta Road in Sussex County, NJ.  Even in the sticks, you got a good pie in NJ.  What a comfort!  We had no idea what was waiting for us.

It was crazy, but what seemed like regular, normal, everyday Florida folks believed  Dominos and Papa Johns, Little Caesars and Marcos made perfectly fine  pies, real Italian pizza that they ordered with barbecue sauce or Hawaiian pineapple or Mexican taco "toppings," as the locals called these hybrid impostors.

There were only a handful of small, neighborhood pizza joints in our part of Tampa Bay--and they were better, more comfortable to us Italians from Northern New Jersey, home of the pizza-chomping Sopranos on HBO.  But none of the small pizzerias or the big chain delivery stores passed the Jersey Taste Test.  Not a one.

I'm tempted to conclude however that gradually, after twenty long years of bad Tampa Bay pizzas, the pies have gotten better.  I would really like to believe that, and it is possible of course that the pies really have improved, but I suspect, what mortification!, that the pies are just as bad as they ever were--and all that has changed are my formerly high standards that have gotten lower and lower.  

It's a pity, but now when we go to New Jersey and have a pizza, it's no longer the gold standard.  I actually find myself missing my Tampa counterfeits. 

Pizza just ain't what it used to be.  Sob.

Addendum:

August 10, 2022.  Tampa Bay Times:  Domino's Falls in Italy

by Giulia Morpurgo and Antonio Vanuzzo

Two writers for the Bloomberg News Service reported that Domino's Pizza has closed its 29 branches in Italy after seven years of trying to get a foothold in the Land of Pizza.  What a relief.


Friday, August 5, 2022

"Vagina Obscura": A Review of Sorts--and a Comment of a Different Sort. . .

From the review by Emily Willingham , Ph.D., author of Phallacy:  Life Lessons from the Animal Penis:

          "The vagina is having a much-belated moment, and thanks to Rachel E. Gross, now so are the ovaries, clitoris, and uterus.  In Vagina Obscura, Gross clears away the linguistic and scientific shroud from the least investigated and most misunderstood structures in the human body and tells their story deftly and beautifully."

From a Letter to the Editor in the New York Times Book Review, April 24, 2022:

          "In the early 1970s a medical man suggested I stop using Bag Balm  on my chapped, overworked hands because it contained traces of mercury.  So did, I pointed out, my diaphragm's contraceptive gel.  "Well, of course!  You need something to kill the sperm."  Maya Salem's review of "Vagina Obscura," by Rachel Gross (April 10), makes clear that historically science was in line with Darwin's notion of a woman as an "object to be beloved and played with."  Why mess with that?

Rebecca Okrent

New York

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