Wednesday, November 9, 2016

On the Trump Presidency



kakistocracy  [kak is TOC ra cy].  Noun:  government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.  Government by the worst people.

"American democracy is tail-spinning out of control.  The election of Donald Trump has transformed our political system into a kakistocracy."  Alice Dilfdrew, political correspondent of the JBM News Agency.

“Donald Trump is a buffoon and a clown, a sleazy egomaniac who has left behind nothing over the past fifty years other than a bogus university, a meat-market beauty contest, and a television program where he fired people.  And then there's his long and sordid record as a sexual predator.  And his desperate hatred of Hispanics and Muslims.  And his fear of empowered women.  The list of his empty-headed prejudices is long--and frightening.  It's a national disgrace that we elected him.  We are better than that, better than him.  Stand firm in opposition, assert your faith in what makes America great.  Be the anti-Trump.”




Monday, November 7, 2016

Joe Maddon: A Tampa Point of View

A letter to Tampa Bay Times sports columnist Martin Fennelly:

I fully intend to get past this, but here's one last angry flourish.  I don't see how any article you write about Maddon doesn't have the word "abandoned" in it.  "Betrayed" is good too.  I get it:  he took the money.  We're all supposed to say that's understandable, wish him well, and move on.  But if it's understandable, it was never honorable.  He was just another journeyman bench coach until the Rays gave him a chance.  And he shined.  90 win seasons.  Making something of nothing.  And we loved him.  He was the great equalizer.  Within two years after he abandoned us, he has a world championship and we are back in last place.  How can you not be angry?  How can he not be seen as an ungrateful s-o-b?  Sorry to be such a spoil-sport, but it's just hard to get past such treachery.

But I'm working on it. . . .

The back story:  After 31 years in the California Angels organization, Joe Maddon was finally given a chance to manage in the big leagues by the Tampa Bay Rays (then called the Devil Rays), where he achieved the success he had always dreamed about, winning the American League pennant in 2008 and going to the World Series, which the Rays lost to the Philadelphia Phillies.  He took the Rays to the playoffs in 2010, 2011, and 2013 and was Manager of the Year in 2008 and 2011.  He was colorful and endearing as well.  The Senior Citizen fan base in Tampa adored him.  He was the toast of the town. 

Maddon had a strange opt out clause in his contract in 2014.  It was tied to the contract of Rays General Manager Andrew Friedman.  If Friedman were ever to take a job with another organization, Maddon's contract specified that he had a tiny two week window to leave the Rays.  Peculiar as it was, no one has ever explained why such an unheard of clause was put into Maddon's contract.  When Friedman left to run baseball operations for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Maddon suddenly found himself a two-week Free Agent Manager, which as far as I know is the only time in Big League history there has ever been such a thing.  The Chicago Cubs swept in, dangled millions of dollars, and closed the deal stealing Maddon from the Rays before the Tampa Bay franchise or Maddon's adoring fan base knew what hit them. 

A Major League Baseball investigation concluded it was all on the up and up, that there had been no tampering even though baseball observers across the country still think the whole affair smelled bad.





 

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

A Handicapper's Nightmare: The 2016 Election

  

No matter who wins, we lose.
Hillary Clinton is widely despised across the board.  Men and women of a certain age remember her as a pushy, overstepping  First Lady with a health-care agenda no one was ready for.  There were rumors of high-handedness, which is the most generous way to put it; at worst she was said to throw her weight around the White House.  She was entitled and wanted to be co-president—or so people thought.
            Then there was the Clintons' Whitewater fiasco, a seemingly endless parade of land purchases, bad loans, and illegal proceedings.  Deputy White House counsel Vincent Foster committed suicide, federal investigations began, and various people went to jail.  But not Bill or Hillary, who were stained by the scandal but not taken down.
            More recently we have seen her as Secretary of State squirming to explain the attacks on the Benghazi embassy that left the Ambassador and his Information Officer dead.  And thousands of her official and classified emails were sent on her private account rather than the government's official one.  Very messy.  Very questionable.  Very unpresidential.
            And what kind of woman "stands by her man" when he's getting blow jobs in the White House bathrooms?  And when the ensuing scandal occupies most of the four years of her husband's second term?  She should have kept her own dignity by dumping her philandering husband.
            Fact is, nobody likes Hillary.  Not much anyway.  And many despise her.  Who could possibly vote for her?
            Well, me for one.
            The reason of course is the moronic Donald Trump, the most epic, self-promoting egotist to cross the national stage--maybe ever.  He overcame big odds in the Republican primaries because he stumbled onto political gold, the fertile valley of middle-class, racist, anti-immigrant, flag-waving, empty-headed American men.  He's convinced them they're going to make America great again--on the backs of blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, women, and gays.  He's the billionaire who has convinced American men that he's just like them.
            Hillary has left a trail of questionable decisions, but The Donald has no public record at all--except for five years on a reality television show, which made him a celebrity in the most celebrity conscious country in the world.  National politics has given his monumental ego what it most wants and needs.  Every breath he takes is recorded by the media.  He has Secret Service protection.  He roars, points his thumbs up, and waves the flag.  And he struts around on the biggest of stages, the American presidential sweepstakes.  He's an absolute fraud, an intellectual lightweight.  For years he has gone on talk shows and been laughed at.  He's a clown after all, a buffoon.  Letterman loved skewering him.  It was almost too easy.
            It hasn't dawned on his supporters that their rich leader is using them, tapping into their insecurities and fears--that his money will separate him from them inescapably and forever.  Which he's happy about.  The last thing he wants is to rub elbows with the men and women voting for him.  This is not a man of the people.  Unless, of course, you mean rich people.
            But through the long campaign season, Trump's shoot-from-the-hip style, his take-no-prisoners rhetoric, his talk-fast-think-later approach to debates and stump speeches has struck a chord with middle-class American men.  They've been humiliated by eight years of a black Democrat, and Donald Trump has turned out to be the anti-Obama.  That's what American men like about him.  The billionaire will make America great again by grabbing presidential power on behalf of the common man.  He says he can kill someone and still be elected.  He couldn’t be a greater embarrassment.
            Trump's brand of Americanism isn't new, though.  It's called "nativism," and it has emerged sporadically in our history, most notably in the 1840s and 1850s when "native" American white men were threatened by Irish immigrants, who were taking jobs away from "real" Americans and threatening American Protestantism with their report-to-the-pope Catholicism.  Nativists came together as the national American Party, which was widely called the Know Nothing Party, and they stood for hatred--of blacks, of immigrants, and of Catholics.  Donald Trump, exploiting popular prejudices and widespread fear, is the newest Know Nothing.  He’s an anomaly, a blip on the radar tracking the upward climb of American democracy.   
            This isn't a case where voters can choose the lesser of two evils.  Our candidates are both bad, both seriously flawed.  I’m going to hold my nose and vote for Hillary—at least she’s a serious leader, while The Donald will never be anything more than a scary clown.  

Election Night:  Trump wins.  The actual numbers are still uncertain and no news source is announcing that Trump has won, but he has.  I had it all wrong.  I figured the GOP blew the election by putting up the one candidate Hillary Clinton could beat.  Turns out the Democrats blew it by putting up the one candidate Trump could beat.  But as I said at the outset, no matter who wins, we lose.  So brace yourself America and buckle up.  We're about to experience some serious turbulence.

            Two weeks after the election, November 22:  According to USA Today, Trump won the electoral college vote, 290-232 (270 are needed to win), but lost the popular vote by some 1.7 million votes.  Votes are still being counted, but the newspaper estimates Clinton’s lead will continue to grow, but the electoral college vote will not change.    

Three and a half weeks after the election, December 2:  According to Editor William Falk in The Week, Hillary Clinton decided "to virtually ignore 'safe' Wisconsin and Michigan in the final weeks,” a bad decision considering that she lost both states “by 0.3 and 1 percent, respectively.”  Shades of the election of 2000, when Al Gore lost the presidency to George W. Bush because he couldn't win his own state of Tennessee, Bill Clinton's state of  Arkansas, or traditionally Democratic West Virginia, any one of which would have given him enough electoral college votes to win the election.  Instead, we got Bush Junior—and lived to tell the story.  Now we have The Donald—and somehow the country will survive him too.

Visions and Revisions at 81

            I miss toiling away contentedly at my quiet, and lonely writing desk pursuing topics in American literature.  I would be hard at...