Wednesday, November 20, 2019

I want one of these too.

The New York Times published an article on November 14, 2019 that has me green with envy.  For the last 25 years Queen Elizabeth II has had someone who breaks in her shoes by wearing them first.

I am now taking applications for someone who wants to break in my Walmart loafers.  Pay and benefits are poor, but you will be able to hang out with me once in a while.

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