Thursday, October 11, 2018

Keep Your Pocket Comb Holstered

This just in from the New York Times:  A five-year study published in 2001 in something called "Academic Emergency Medicine," reported that "there were an estimated 105,000 injuries related to hair-care products." 

It is now nearly two decades later and the mind reels at the current hair-care casualty figures (not yet released).  I don't think there is any cause for panic, but clearly we need to use caution with these products.  Maybe it's time for the president to name a blue-ribbon national task force to look into the matter and head off future problems.  Let's just call this a word to the wise.

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