Tuesday, September 4, 2018

A Sure-Fire, Double-Your-Money-Back Guaranteed Method to Develop Patience. . .

Never ever look at the clock on your car dashboard.

Accept the fact that you are going to be late.  Stay within the speed limit.  Come to a full stop at all stop signs. Never speed up through yellow lights. And never, ever look at the dashboard clock.

The first time you are actually able to do this, you'll want to call me up to say thank you.

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